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If
you stare at an orange juice container because it says
CONCENTRATE.
If
your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50.
If
you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
If
you can name 6 Star Trek episodes.
If
your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you
to dinner.
If
your idea of good interpersonal communication means
getting the decimal point in the right place.
If
you look forward to Christmas only to put together the
kids' toys.
If
you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood
Derby car.
If
you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something
other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
If
you window shop at Radio Shack.
If
your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through
the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
If
you are convinced you can build a phaser out of your
garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment.
If
you don't even know where the cover to your personal
computer is.
If
you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor
driven.
If
you know the direction the water swirls when you flush.
If
you own "Official Star Trek" anything.
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