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10.
The "surprise" in the "vegetable surprise"
is a nasty case of botulism.
9.
The chowder's served in same bucket the janitor soaks
his mop in.
8.
A slew of white lab mice disappear and for weeks they're
serving albino pot pies.
7.
When you say the name "Steve," your pudding
shudders as if to say, "Yes -- that's me. My name
is Steve".
6.
Robert Shapiro shows up to order DNA testing on it.
5.
That Rice Krispies sound is coming from the pats of
butter.
4.
You eat something that doesn't taste too bad, then realize
it's the styrofoam tray.
3.
Hours after eating, your hair mysteriously falls out
of your head (vt).
2.
You see a lunch lady straining spaghetti through her
hairnet.
1.
Chicken a la Don King.
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